Ah, the things I would draw… If only I could reprogram my nervous system to be able to perform this great feat.
I would create vast worlds, full of color and detail. And spend countless nights designing interesting characters with fabulous gear.
I have tried many times to get into drawing. But instead of producing something magical–like what the great Red-Pencil drew at the top of this post, I always end up with a couple of stick figures, a circle at the top-right corner of the page representing the glorious sun, and three triangles–mountains–to add some depth.
So, ARTISTS! If there is some magical pool you bastards are drinking from, please share it with the rest of us! Stop saying it’s just talent and hard work; that lie won’t fool a genious like me. So cut the crap, and send me an email describing the exact location of the pool–with a very detailed map, since you guys can draw so well.
I look forward to your informative email.
(reality sucks ;__;)